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AAP Party Do

केजरीवाल की पत्नी खाना लगाती है ,,
पत्नी – ये लो , खाना खा लो ,
केजरीवाल – ये क्या है ?
पत्नी – दाल चावल …
केजरीवाल – मैं नहीं खाऊंगा , दोनों मिले हुए हैं ,
और ज्यादा बोली तो धरना दे दूंगा चावल के खिलाफ

computer term haslo

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM's Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER's Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET's Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER's Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA's Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS's Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system do nott leave even after format.